Dumb Laws. P.S. Are they?

International.

Dumb Law in Thailand.
- It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.

Dumb Law in Philippines.
- Cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday from 7:00 A.

Dumb Laws in Switzerland.
- It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.
- Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday.
- You may not wash your car on a Sunday.

Dumb Laws in Singapore.
- As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude.
- It is illegal to pee in an elevator.

Dumb Laws in United Kingdom.
- Those wishing to purchase a television must also buy a license.
- It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
- Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin.

Dumb Law in Italy.
- A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt.

Dumb Law in Australia.
- It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.

Dumb Laws in Canada.
- You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
- You may never use dice to play craps.
- It’s illegal to climb trees.

Dumb Laws in China.
- You may only have one child, or you will have to pay a fine.
- To go to college you must be intelligent.

Dumb Law in Denmark.
- Attempt to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if one he is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term.

Dumb Law in France.
- Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of music on the radio must be by French artists.

Dumb Laws in Israel.
- Bicycles may not ridden without a license.
- If you have been maintaining an illegal radio station for five or more years, the station becomes legal.

United States.
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alabama
P.S. read for yourself. there are way too many laws in the US. xD

Women can . . . but men are called gay if they do what women do!.

Women can do anything men can do, but men are called gay if they do many of the things women do!.
1) Women can hold hands but when men do that people automatically assume that they are gay.
2) Women can kiss each other on the cheek but only gay men do that.(Not really)


Women can but not men!.
1) Women can go to strip clubs and rub all over men and nothing happens. Men can do that but will end up in jail.
2) Women can wear men's clothes and still look hot, but if men wear women's clothes, they just look ridiculous.(I don't think men would really wanna do this)


Men can but not women!.
1) Pee standing up (L-O-L)
2) Grow beards and mustache.

P.S. This is L.A.M.E!. ~

Role Models was stupid but I enjoyed it!. L-O-L

Danny Donahue: "Drugs. Why do kids take drugs? Because they're awesome?. No, maybe they just understand that life is pain and if you smoke something or take a pill it will go away for awhile!"

Danny Donahue: "People say embrace life. Enjoy life. Just do it. Live it. Rock it. F.U.C.K I.T because life is horrible. You know I may not be so happy go lucky but I'm a realist! Get ready to have your dreams dashed kids because nothing is going to work out the way you think it's going to!"

Beth: "The sun is shining but you have lost the ability to take any joy in life!"

Wheeler: "Do people ever tell you you're a dick?"

Ronnie Shields: "Sounds gay."
Augie Farks: "No, no! There's girls."
Wheeler: "Girls can be gay"
Augie Farks: "If by gay you mean the old English definition of fun, enjoyable and carefree then yes, it's extremely gay!"

Gayle Sweeny: "Well well well. If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr I'm Full Of Shit!"
Wheeler: "And what where we are full of shit?"
Danny Donahue: "And which one of us has the PHD?"

"If it's dead, just walk away"

Situation 1
Have you ever had a friend (new and OR old but suddenly you think he/she's interesting) that you like and you want to get click with but he/she doesn't towards you? And you tried to keep your so called "friendship" alive (by doing A & B or more) but still the same in the end?

A) you asked him/her out (casual hang out) several times but the answer is still "not interested"?
B) sms, phone calls, comments on FS/MS/FB but no reply? (or maybe he/she did reply but with only the answers to your questions but no questions from him/her to keep the conversation "alive", . . . you know what I mean)

e.g.
A: Hey how are you doing?
B: Fine.
..........................

..........................................
A: What are you up to?
B: Not much. Trying to finish up my maths assignment.
....................................................................
A: I don't like maths. Never good at it.
B: L-O-L
....................................................................
A: Buddy. I've got to go now. I'll talk to you later. Have a nice day.
B: Thanks, you too.

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
(I wonder if B is afraid that if he/she asks questions, he/she might go to hell or die the next day?!.)

or even worse, monologue/a one-way conversation.

e.g.
A: you like to play the guitar? me too~
B: *somewhere, . . . "dead"*

C: I love your blog. Very interesting and useful. Keep up the good work.
Saying "thank you" won't harm/kill you; that's what B should have said but
B: *somewhere, . . . "dead"*

Situation 2
Have you ever had that "someone"/crush you can't stop thinking about and you've tried almost everything to make him/her like you the way that you like him/her but failed miserably?


P.S.1. What if one day you end up in one of those conversations BUT that someone is someone you knew quite well? your BF/BFF? (been there)
My answer? *Ouch* but "I Can Live With That!"

P.S.2. you can't force someone to like/love you. but what can you do when everything you do, all you can think is him/her? and you feel like you MUST HAVE him/her or else, "it's the end of the world"?


So,
Should you STOP TRYING
or
NEVER GIVE UP ON THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SMILE?


Well, you know what?
"If it's dead, don't go digging it up every 5 minutes to check if there's a pulse. It's dead, walk away!"


✖ Please excuse my en-noobness!. ✖

I Can't Sleep~ Sorta Kinda Ish!. L-O-L

I can't sleep! Haaaaaaaih~ Baru je menguap but tak rase mengantuk!. Odd? No. Weird!. xD
Tunggu Mr.Sun bangun but dia lambat. I think the pic above is quite nice without him but it'd look much better if Mr.Sun was there..
Anywho, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!.

"Is Funnest A Word?"

What is the funnest sport that you got to play in P.E. class?
- Is funnest a word? O.o". Most fun would be N.O.N.E!

Have you ever known anyone who was homeless?
- Fortunately no

Do you watch movies with the subtitles on?
- Yes if it requires, vice versa

Did you have a treehouse when you were younger?
- No

Sports: Would you rather watch them or play them?
- Play them.

If you were a journalist, what types of stories would you want to cover?
- Supernatural, maybe.

Do you think American Idol is rigged?
- No.

Have you ever participated in any type of medical study?
- No

Do you believe humans should have the option to be euthanized?
- euthanized? what's that? (can't find the meaning online)

Have you ever taken a road trip with no destination in mind?
- No

Do you give good directions?
- If I know where is it at

What do you think of when I say the word 'lumberjack'?
- Jack The Scarecrow?

Have you ever lied about your weight? Why?
- No why? because I'm not a girl! :p

Do you know how to do the Macarena?
- Ish

Have you ever tripped over one of your pets?
- L-O-L no

Have you ever been stuffed into your locker?
- Man, I'm big!. I don't think I can fit into

Can you make another person blush easily?
- I don't know

What would you change about the way your parents raised you?
- More strict in an understandable way?

Do you have to look perfect before you go out to the store?
- Always

What is your state's motto?
- I don't take notes on that kinda things

Are there any holidays that you feel are completely pointless?
- Holidays before continuing study? My holidays to be exact

Have you ever gone to work with one or both of your parents?
- No

Have you mastered the plastic guitar yet (Rock Band, Guitar Hero)?
- No

What is one cause you know you'll ALWAYS support?
- Errr~ :X

What animals creep you out?
- Cockroaches definitely

Have you ever done a walk/run for a charity or similar cause?
- I had once in 2000

Do you like the smell of gasoline?
- Ish

When was the last time you had a piggyback ride?
- When I was a lil' kid?

Have you ever owned or used a telescope?
- Owned = No , Used = Yes; science class

Do you have to see or witness certain phenomenons to believe them?
- No. That's why we go to school? or that's why John Logie Baird invented the TV so we could learn some on TV? or maybe that's why there's religion to support your beliefs?

Do you know/remember what Shrinky-Dinks are?
- Dinks who?

Do you talk to store clerks like you know them?
- No

In your town, are a lot of stores closed on Sundays?
- I don't sure. I'm not sure! L-O-L

Do you dislike song remixes?
- Some

When was the last time you hula-hooped?
- 2wo years ago maybe why? You want to ask me out on a hula-hoop date? xp

Have you ever played Magic: The Gathering?
- No

What are your thoughts on role playing games?
- Fun if you get the role you like? Sucky if you get the role you didn't like?

Do you get an adrenaline rush just from watching videos of roller coasters?
- No. I prefer to ride it to feel it!

Do you like watching shows that deal with forensics?
- Sorta

Do you think paranormal investigators are full of it?
- Full of it? what? "it"?

Do you want to have a bachelor/bachelorette party before you get married?
- We (Malaysian) don't do that.

Ever been texted by mistake and played along & acted like you knew them?
- No because I usually ignore John Doe's no.

Would you ever get a name tattooed on you?
- Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah tattoos are lame

If you could have unnatural colored eyes, what color(s) would you choose?
- black and white ish xD

Do you always remember your dreams?
- some of them

Who is your favorite late night talk show host?
- Adlin Aman Ramli : Jangan Tidur Lagi = L-M-A-O. None. I don't watch late night talk show

Do your parents dress like they're years younger? Does it gross you out?
- No to both q's

Do you know who Seth MacFarlane is?
- No

Do you try on clothes in dressing rooms and take pictures?
- No. That's L.A.M.E

What is a band you can't stop listening to right now?
- SS501