Tuesday, March 31, 2009

8ight Silly Pickup Lines!.

1. I was gay until I met you. . . . L-O-L my fav

2. If you were a booger, I will pick you. . . . EUW

3. You wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up? . . . xD

4. Do you own a chicken coop? B/c you raise a lot of cocks . . . O.o"

5. "baby, why go to red lobster when the catch of the day is right here?"

6. "i wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk"

7. Did you just fart? Cos you blew me away . . . hahahahahha

8. Nice legs. What time do they open?

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